CartoDB/cartodb20

var template = require('./quote.tpl');

var QUOTES = [
  { quote: 'Geographers never get lost. They just do accidental field work.', author: 'Nicholas Chrisman' },
  { quote: 'Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.', author: 'Terry Pratchett' },
  { quote: 'Not all those who wander are lost.', author: 'J. R. R. Tolkien' },
  { quote: 'In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City.', author: 'Jorge Luis Borges' },
  { quote: 'X marks the spot', author: 'Indiana Jones' },
  { quote: "It's turtles all the way down.", author: null },
  { quote: 'Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.', author: null },
  { quote: "Without geography, you're nowhere!", author: 'Jimmy Buffett' },
  { quote: 'our earth is a globe / whose surface we probe /<br />no map can replace her / but just try to trace her', author: 'Steve Waterman' },
  { quote: 'Everything happens somewhere.', author: 'Doctor Who' },
  { quote: 'A map is the greatest of all epic poems. Its lines and colors show the realization of great dreams.', author: 'Gilbert H. Grosvenor' },
  { quote: 'Everything is related to everything else,<br />but near things are more related than distant things.', author: "Tobler's first law of geography" },
  { quote: 'Hic Sunt Dracones', author: null },
  { quote: 'Here be dragons', author: null },
  { quote: "Stand in the place where you live / Now face North /<br/>Think about direction / Wonder why you haven't before", author: 'R.E.M' },
  { quote: 'The virtue of maps, they show what can be done with limited space, they foresee that everything can happen therein.', author: 'José Saramago' }
];

/**
 * Random quote
 */
module.exports = function () {
  var idx = Math.round(Math.random() * (QUOTES.length - 1));

  return template(QUOTES[idx]);
};