tekulvw/Squid-Plugins

from random import choice as randchoice
from discord.ext import commands

rules = {
    1: 'Do not talk about /b/',
    2: 'Do NOT talk about /b/',
    3: 'We are Anonymous',
    4: 'Anonymous is legion',
    5: 'Anonymous never forgives',
    6: 'Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster',
    7: 'Anonymous is still able to deliver',
    8: 'There are no real rules about posting',
    9: 'There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban',
    10: "If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T",
    11: 'All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored',
    2: 'Anything you say can and will be used against you',
    13: 'Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed',
    14: 'Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win',
    15: 'The harder you try the harder you will fail',
    16: 'If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning'
        ' failure',
    17: 'Every win fails eventually',
    18: 'Everything that can be labeled can be hated',
    19: 'The more you hate it the stronger it gets',
    20: 'Nothing is to be taken seriously',
    21: 'Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting'
        ' old',
    22: 'Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality',
    23: 'Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality',
    24: 'Every repost it always a repost of a repost',
    25: 'Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post',
    26: 'Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated',
    27: "Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason",
    28: "Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man",
    29: 'In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI'
        ' agents',
    30: 'There are no girls on the internet',
    31: 'TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours',
    32: 'You must have pictures to prove your statements',
    33: "Lurk more - it's never enough",
    34: 'There is porn of it, no exceptions',
    35: 'If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made',
    36: 'There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw',
    37: 'You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)',
    38: 'No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky',
    39: 'CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL',
    40: 'EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER',
    41: "Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris"
        " jokes.",
    42: 'Nothing is Sacred.',
    43: 'The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is'
        ' to corrupt it',
    44: 'Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a'
        ' weaboo',
    45: 'When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.',
    46: 'There is always furry porn of it.',
    47: 'The pool is always closed.'
}


class Rules:
    def __init__(self, bot):
        self.bot = bot

    @commands.command()
    async def roti(self, num: int=None):
        """ROTI"""
        if num:
            if num < 1:
                await self.bot.say('LOL SO FUNNY')
                return
            if num > 47:
                await self.bot.say('Not thaaaat high.')
                return
            await self.bot.say("RULE {}: {}".format(num, rules[num]))
            return
        rule = randchoice(list(rules.keys()))
        await self.bot.say("RULE {}: {}".format(rule, rules[rule]))


def setup(bot):
    n = Rules(bot)
    bot.add_cog(n)